…and their argument is that we’re the “loser house.”
Oh please, do go on. Let’s hear what other supporting evidence you have to prove this.
“Hufflepuffs are stupid.”
Oh really? That’s news to me. Um, how about Newt Scamander, ex-Hogwarts Headmaster and celebrated Magical…
Glee gifs are definitely how I would defend myself.
I watch this video every time I don’t want to run.
When I want to be lazy.
When I just want to sleep.
You want something? Go and get it.
Next time, I’ll get to that loose Quaffle.
Make a sweet lay-out d,
I’ll be able to fight off that snitch,
Sky someone for a huge point
Dodge that bludger,
WIN THAT GAME.
My attempts to be a better Quidditch/Ultimate player recently can say thanks to this video.
When I watch College Sports:
ESPN: Hofstra vs. South Florida in Woman's Softball
Me: THAT WOULD BE A DOPE QUIDDITCH MATCH-UP.
ESPN: Texas A&M is ranked 5th in NCAA Men's Basketball.
Me: Remember that time we had miracle snitch grabs against them in two games at WC4?
ESPN: USC vs. UCLA is one of the best NCAA match-ups ever.
Me: Try one of the best IQA match-ups ever!
ESPN: *doesn't talk about Middlebury*
IQA: MIDDLEBURY
WHY DID YOU PICK ME?
Tumblr rant.
You didn’t really like me or my friends two years ago.
You really didn’t like me or my friends last year when you chucked us out of our first place ranking before the tournament. You blamed losing on us and we didn’t put up with your shit anymore.
I was looking forward to playing on a new summer league team for the first team since my first year.
Nope.
I thought you hated us!
WHY DID YOU PICK ME?
You’re like Deadpool and Captain America combined. I don’t know, it just makes perfect sense in my head. Like… Deadpool just goes around being badass and ridiculous but doesn’t let his humor get in the way of his skillz or his competitiveness. And Captain America is just this leader, all-around good guy! He’s dedicated! So if you combined them, they’re basically you. ~_~
“
| — | Kate Bove, on what superheroes I’m like (aka the best thing I’ve ever read.) |
I’ve turned it into a schedule. I drink one or two shots of whiskey 30 minutes before we go onstage. Then there’s a nice break in the set where we play acoustic and I have another shot. After the show, I should stop, but I’m all jacked up, so I usually have one more glass of whiskey. Then I turn into what everybody refers to as Dr. Midnight. Dr. Midnight has no dietary restrictions. All fucking hell breaks loose.
“
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-Nate Ruess (Why are you so perfect?) |
